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21 Jul 2022, 2:42 pm

Doesn't realise Kraftie locked himself in his basement to hide from me.

Edit: her to his!


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21 Jul 2022, 2:45 pm

Secretly keeps flies.


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21 Jul 2022, 2:46 pm

Ahem... whispers... your fly is open.


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21 Jul 2022, 2:47 pm

Makes me collect dead flies for him, then send them to him on his birthday to eat. 8O


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21 Jul 2022, 2:47 pm

Is on crotch watch


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21 Jul 2022, 2:48 pm

Knew Attila the Hun.


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21 Jul 2022, 2:52 pm

Wears a coat made out of popcorn


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21 Jul 2022, 2:53 pm

Ate Cornflake's coat on movie night.


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21 Jul 2022, 3:04 pm

Burns with a small blue flame.


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21 Jul 2022, 3:05 pm

Buttered a brick and called it a cracker


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21 Jul 2022, 3:15 pm

Has a collection of bison parts.


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21 Jul 2022, 3:19 pm

Has a pet whale


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21 Jul 2022, 3:23 pm

Has fallen in love with said whale....



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22 Jul 2022, 2:11 am

Insists on inspecting everyone's socks for holes



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22 Jul 2022, 3:24 am

Insists on inspecting everyone's holes for socks!


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22 Jul 2022, 6:21 am

Wears four pairs of socks.


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