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reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Been eaten down to dirt by too large a cow herd. Where's my fairy godmother?
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
She ran away to Sicily with the godfather. Where is my harp?
Angel(o)'s playing it up on cloud 9 Where's my passionfruit vine?
CosmicRuss Veteran
Joined: 30 Apr 2010Age: 160Gender: MalePosts: 6,101Location: Location:Location
It`s in the vine cellar with all your other favourite vines. Where is my wooden stake ?
theimperiousdork Veteran
Joined: 7 Jul 2009Age: 40Gender: MalePosts: 5,896Location: Secret
It's being burned at the stake. Where is the nearest ATM?
KittenWithAWhip Veteran
Joined: 17 May 2009Age: 40Gender: FemalePosts: 2,484Location: Pacific Northwest
Dad's wallet. Where is my Roman Holiday?
In Italy. Where is my watering can?
Down at the local watering hole, getting canned. Where is my box of black tea?
In the box of green tea... unfortunately it has gone mouldy and black. Where is my cup of tea?
I'm putting clotted cream on it. Where is my pay?
Diverted to Nigeria to pay a fee releasing millions to you. Where is my day?
Somewhere between last night and tomorrow night. Where are my flippers?
On your feet. Where are my pink fluffy slippers with the pompoms on?
It`s Friday - they`re at cheerleader practice. Where is my best place to buy replacement wiper blade ?
China. Where is my cigar?
It went back home to Cuba because you were going to take a match to it. Where is my passport ?