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reginaterrae
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26 May 2010, 3:30 pm

Been eaten down to dirt by too large a cow herd.

Where's my fairy godmother?



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26 May 2010, 4:06 pm

She ran away to Sicily with the godfather.

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26 May 2010, 8:16 pm

Angel(o)'s playing it up on cloud 9

Where's my passionfruit vine?



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27 May 2010, 9:15 am

It`s in the vine cellar with all your other favourite vines.

Where is my wooden stake ?


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27 May 2010, 10:35 am

It's being burned at the stake.

Where is the nearest ATM?


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27 May 2010, 12:29 pm

Dad's wallet. :P

Where is my Roman Holiday?


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27 May 2010, 12:32 pm

In Italy. :P

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28 May 2010, 5:40 am

Down at the local watering hole, getting canned.

Where is my box of black tea?



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28 May 2010, 5:56 am

In the box of green tea... unfortunately it has gone mouldy and black.

Where is my cup of tea?


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28 May 2010, 6:08 am

I'm putting clotted cream on it.

Where is my pay?


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28 May 2010, 6:15 am

Diverted to Nigeria to pay a fee releasing millions to you. :wink:

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28 May 2010, 6:17 am

Somewhere between last night and tomorrow night.

Where are my flippers?



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28 May 2010, 6:18 am

On your feet. :lol:

Where are my pink fluffy slippers with the pompoms on?


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28 May 2010, 8:16 am

It`s Friday - they`re at cheerleader practice.

Where is my best place to buy replacement wiper blade ?


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28 May 2010, 4:30 pm

China.

Where is my cigar?


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28 May 2010, 4:58 pm

It went back home to Cuba because you were going to take a match to it.

Where is my passport ?


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