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joannaaleksandra
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09 May 2012, 1:21 pm

Autism is caused by quantum superposition.

Autism is caused by pharmaceutical companies who empoison milk given to babies with food allergies.

Autism is caused by breathing too much during pregnancy.

Autism occurs when a child is aware of existence of evil purple liquid aliens who alter the reality.

Autism is caused by inheriting a recessive gene with 12 % penetrance, causing fluorescence and polydactyly.



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09 May 2012, 4:56 pm

Autism is caused by using a hoover on your body.


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10 May 2012, 8:29 am

Autism is caused by driving vehicles out of emission standards


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I would rather have my liver pecked out by a giant crow than spend a day at the mall. But I'd pay money to see a giant crow eat a mall.

Your Aspie score: 155 of 200 * Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 49 of 200 * You are very likely an Aspie


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10 May 2012, 10:10 am

Autism is caused by time.
(Without any time there would be no autism)
Autism is also caused by the existence of at least one universe with 4 dimensions (3 normal dimensions and time) and unintelligent life.



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10 May 2012, 10:39 am

Autism is caused by doing the Hokey Cokey with your back to everyone.


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10 May 2012, 1:50 pm

Autism is caused by left-handers procreating with right-handers


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I would rather have my liver pecked out by a giant crow than spend a day at the mall. But I'd pay money to see a giant crow eat a mall.

Your Aspie score: 155 of 200 * Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 49 of 200 * You are very likely an Aspie


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14 May 2012, 7:26 pm

Autism is caused by eating too much popcorn.


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18 May 2012, 1:42 am

Autism is caused by party favors.


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I would rather have my liver pecked out by a giant crow than spend a day at the mall. But I'd pay money to see a giant crow eat a mall.

Your Aspie score: 155 of 200 * Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 49 of 200 * You are very likely an Aspie


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18 May 2012, 2:52 am

Autism is caused by caring when Jimmy cracks corn



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18 May 2012, 6:04 am

Autism is caused by eating unevenly split Oreos.



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18 May 2012, 5:38 pm

Autism is caused by drinking milk straight out of the bottle and also by double dipping your potato chips.


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19 May 2012, 8:46 pm

Autism is caused by Autism's elder brother, Brautism.


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I would rather have my liver pecked out by a giant crow than spend a day at the mall. But I'd pay money to see a giant crow eat a mall.

Your Aspie score: 155 of 200 * Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 49 of 200 * You are very likely an Aspie


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19 May 2012, 10:07 pm

Autism is caused by alien souls being expected to conform to human ways.



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19 May 2012, 10:12 pm

Autism is caused by oversight...


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20 May 2012, 5:14 am

Autism is caused by hairy palms and blindness.


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I would rather have my liver pecked out by a giant crow than spend a day at the mall. But I'd pay money to see a giant crow eat a mall.

Your Aspie score: 155 of 200 * Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 49 of 200 * You are very likely an Aspie


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20 May 2012, 6:04 am

Autism is caused be being to addicted to Oreo's


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