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Where_am_I
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11 Aug 2022, 2:12 pm

Has eaten Babybird. Give her back!

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11 Aug 2022, 2:13 pm

Too late. Wish I hadn't she's given me indigestion and her bones were rather crunchy. You did give me the babybird recipe, so what was I to do?

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11 Aug 2022, 3:45 pm

You could have sold her and the recipe on eBay! We don't eat our own here.

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12 Aug 2022, 2:26 am

Makes craft objects out of banana skins and gifts them to her family and friends

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12 Aug 2022, 4:36 am

Makes craft objects out of her relatives and gives them to her friends.

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12 Aug 2022, 5:00 am

Crafts his friends and family out of other foodstuffs.

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12 Aug 2022, 7:07 am

Hides in pumpkin fields and terrorises farmers at Halloween.

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12 Aug 2022, 10:17 am

Might be related to me.

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12 Aug 2022, 11:00 am

I think you get your eyes from your mother not me.

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12 Aug 2022, 3:12 pm

Pulls wings off flies and calls them walks.

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12 Aug 2022, 5:41 pm

Has 15 cats and a donkey named Gus.

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12 Aug 2022, 7:03 pm

Keeps my ponytail in her freezer.

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12 Aug 2022, 7:10 pm

The above poster's real name is Eleanor Abernathy, better known as the Crazy Cat Lady. She hoards pregnant cats.

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12 Aug 2022, 7:12 pm

Frequents dark places with Jimmy Choo.

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13 Aug 2022, 1:32 am

Uses raw onion as both deodorant and toothpaste

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13 Aug 2022, 7:50 am

Has fingernails made of plasticine.
(PS - Gus waves hello, as best he can)

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