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Where_am_I
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16 Aug 2022, 1:52 pm

Has three fairies living in her basement....chained to a wall. 8O


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16 Aug 2022, 2:03 pm

Knows this, somehow. ^


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16 Aug 2022, 3:41 pm

Used to have four fairies living in her basement chained to a wall until Where_am_I managed to free herself and escape.


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16 Aug 2022, 4:24 pm

Now owns my basement, apparently.

Congrats -- you won the auction! :P


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17 Aug 2022, 3:12 am

Yay! When can you deliver it to the UK? Will it still have fairies chained to the wall upon its arrival?


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17 Aug 2022, 7:25 am

Is having a house delivered to his home. :?


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17 Aug 2022, 10:02 am

Haven't you heard of home delivery? It's the big gig economy thing nowadays. :P


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17 Aug 2022, 10:51 am

Will have his 'funny' gene injected to the rest of WP by the end of the day.

Queue up and get ready for your butt injection guys!


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17 Aug 2022, 11:30 am

Is already bending over in anticipation. ;-) :lol:


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17 Aug 2022, 12:59 pm

Bastard! :lol:

Thinks I'm Babybird. :P


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17 Aug 2022, 3:48 pm

Always walks sideways.


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17 Aug 2022, 5:55 pm

Carries his head in a man-bag.


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18 Aug 2022, 7:30 am

Carries a brick in her handbag so she can clobber anyone she doesn't like and drag them back to her dungeon.


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19 Aug 2022, 3:39 am

Inadvertently let her dungeon captives escape by taking out bricks from their cell walls.

She's not going to be happy with you. :o


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19 Aug 2022, 5:10 am

Helped dig the escape tunnel with his big digger.


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19 Aug 2022, 5:27 am

Was a mongoose in a previous life