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01 May 2008, 4:33 pm

Granted! it only lets you warp [=====] this far...

I wish i had a time machine


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01 May 2008, 6:06 pm

Granted. You can only see the past, and not interact.

I wish I had (Or was) a Pokédex.


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01 May 2008, 6:09 pm

Granted! you are a Pokedex without a battery :lol:

I wish to have a real pikachu..


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01 May 2008, 8:13 pm

Granted, but it accidentally shocks you and you die.

I wish for a simple solution to all problems.



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01 May 2008, 8:15 pm

Granted! 42...

I wish to live in a giant tank of liquid neoprene and blood pressure cuffs and straps and latex


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02 May 2008, 11:20 am

Welcome to the factory! Now get to work, and do not fall in. That neoprene is 7899 degrees Kelvin.

I wish I had a battery for my Pokédex.


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02 May 2008, 11:27 am

Granted, but the battery is out of juice.

I wish I were in Michigan right now.



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02 May 2008, 12:03 pm

Granted! but michagan gets blown up...

I wish the neoprene in the factory liquid tank was 100.00 degrees fahrenheit


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02 May 2008, 1:56 pm

Granted, you get to go for a dip in 100F neoprene and drown.

I wish the keyboard on my laptop wasn't failing. Even more letters aren't working properly now.



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02 May 2008, 3:57 pm

Granted! but you have no vowels!

I wish i didnt drown in the 100f neoprene


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02 May 2008, 8:54 pm

granted but they tank is too big and you get tired of swimming

i wish i could really grant wishes


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02 May 2008, 9:04 pm

Granted! but you die in 30 seconds.. SO START GRANTING!! !

I wish that i had oxygen tubes in my tank so i can live inside my tank :D


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02 May 2008, 9:09 pm

granted but u might get lonely

i wish i was stuart little the talking mouse


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02 May 2008, 9:10 pm

Granted! cats eat you!

I wish i had some friends to live in my tank with me ;D


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02 May 2008, 9:16 pm

granted and you all live happily

until they take the tank away

i wish i had some chocolate


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02 May 2008, 9:17 pm

Granted! but its just chocolate colored PAINT!

I wish our tank didnt get taken


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