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IsabellaLinton
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26 Aug 2022, 6:52 pm

Sniffs my sandals with an odd grin on her face.


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26 Aug 2022, 7:03 pm

owns sandals made out of chocolate


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26 Aug 2022, 7:14 pm

Last seen hiding in my bush.

Outside, I mean.


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26 Aug 2022, 7:20 pm

:lol:

Planted artificial bushes that have hot pink leaves in her garden


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26 Aug 2022, 7:21 pm

Knows this, somehow. :roll:


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26 Aug 2022, 7:27 pm

Thinks these bushes pair nicely with her flock of plastic flamingos


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26 Aug 2022, 7:40 pm

Wears a face that she keeps in a jar by the door.


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26 Aug 2022, 7:42 pm

Thinks that I’m Eleanor Rigby


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26 Aug 2022, 7:44 pm

Has grandiose dreams of being The Little Mermaid.


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26 Aug 2022, 7:53 pm

Has confiscated my shell collection


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26 Aug 2022, 8:24 pm

Sent love letters to former US President Donald J Trump.


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27 Aug 2022, 3:45 am

Is destined to be the next Mrs Trump.


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27 Aug 2022, 6:57 am

There is nothing bizarre about the person above, he's a perfectly normal root vegetable.


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27 Aug 2022, 7:12 am

Chats with himself in online forums



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27 Aug 2022, 8:11 am

^ It's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation.

Has not spoken a word in thirty years. Other than the keyboard she communicates with others via an Ouija board.


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27 Aug 2022, 8:29 am

I'm sure your wife would be flattered to read that! :lol:

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