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IsabellaLinton Veteran
Joined: 1 Nov 2017Gender: FemalePosts: 72,433Location: Chez Quis
Sniffs my sandals with an odd grin on her face.
TwilightPrincess Veteran
Joined: 28 Sep 2016Age: 42Gender: FemalePosts: 35,682
owns sandals made out of chocolate
Last seen hiding in my bush. Outside, I mean.
Planted artificial bushes that have hot pink leaves in her garden
Knows this, somehow.
Thinks these bushes pair nicely with her flock of plastic flamingos
Wears a face that she keeps in a jar by the door.
Thinks that I’m Eleanor Rigby
Has grandiose dreams of being The Little Mermaid.
Has confiscated my shell collection
Sent love letters to former US President Donald J Trump.
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 66Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Is destined to be the next Mrs Trump.
There is nothing bizarre about the person above, he's a perfectly normal root vegetable.
jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 64Gender: FemalePosts: 9,861Location: Australia
Chats with himself in online forums
^ It's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation. Has not spoken a word in thirty years. Other than the keyboard she communicates with others via an Ouija board.
I'm sure your wife would be flattered to read that! Communicates entirely by singing