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29 Aug 2022, 6:03 am

Is always on a seafood diet- if he sees food, he eats it



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29 Aug 2022, 6:26 am

Is on a shellfish diet, she doesn't share food with anyone else.


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30 Aug 2022, 11:44 am

Roots around in rock pools. No-one knows why - it's safest to just let him do it.


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30 Aug 2022, 12:24 pm

His uncle Frosty drowned him in soy milk the other day.


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30 Aug 2022, 3:32 pm

Is a professional oyster sexer.


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30 Aug 2022, 4:23 pm

Likes avocado sandwiches! 8O


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31 Aug 2022, 2:36 am

Both Radish and Cornflake demonstrate to me what a professional oyster sexer is, because I still don't know. 8O

(thanks for messing up my squeaky clean Google search history!)


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31 Aug 2022, 3:12 am

^ :lol:

Ha Ha doesn't know what an oyster sexer is!


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31 Aug 2022, 5:34 am

Has set up an online dating service for oysters



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31 Aug 2022, 7:10 am

Provides sex therapy to oysters.


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31 Aug 2022, 7:12 am

Provides a similar service to oysters... then swallows!


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31 Aug 2022, 7:12 am

:lol: Die!


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31 Aug 2022, 9:37 am

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31 Aug 2022, 10:15 am

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31 Aug 2022, 10:45 am

:lol:

Is obsessed with my death for some reason. I'm only a simple unassuming radish, who wouldn't hurt a fly. Well flies maybe, but no other living being... except wasps. But that's all.


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01 Sep 2022, 2:37 am

Passed his best before date by the time he got to the end of that sentence.


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