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jennyishere
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01 Sep 2022, 3:51 am

Has her "best before" date tattooed on her bottom



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01 Sep 2022, 4:03 am

^ :lol:

Is stuffed so full of preservatives that she's good for another 100 years.


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01 Sep 2022, 4:30 am

Carries a spare nostril in his trouser pocket



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01 Sep 2022, 4:43 am

Is in position 117 on the waiting list to be the next wife of Donald Trump.


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01 Sep 2022, 6:58 am

Is a piss kidney.


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01 Sep 2022, 7:07 am

Insists on being paid in cheese (preferably compté)



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01 Sep 2022, 7:44 am

Grows cheese between her toes.


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01 Sep 2022, 8:21 am

Eats the cheese between her toes.



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01 Sep 2022, 9:17 am

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01 Sep 2022, 10:16 am

Has a crush on Homer.

Not Simpson.


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01 Sep 2022, 10:25 am

Has a crush on Marge Simpson.


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01 Sep 2022, 10:28 am

Has considered a threesome with me n' Marge.


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01 Sep 2022, 10:58 am

8O Can read my mind!


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01 Sep 2022, 11:01 am

Wants to be radicchio when he grows up.

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01 Sep 2022, 11:56 am

Dreams of being a Brussel's sprout.


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02 Sep 2022, 4:37 am

Literally has cauliflower growing out of his ears.


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