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Radish
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02 Sep 2022, 5:13 am

Literally has nothing between his ears.

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02 Sep 2022, 5:37 am

Has a third ear growing from the top of his head

Radish
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02 Sep 2022, 6:04 am

Has eyes in the back of her head and doesn't know whether she is coming or going.

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02 Sep 2022, 1:05 pm

Has no eyes. His existence is very confusing.

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03 Sep 2022, 3:04 am

Was once confused by a carrot and has never recovered, poor thing!

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03 Sep 2022, 3:13 am

In retaliation ...she ate the dingo's pup!

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03 Sep 2022, 3:59 am

Was the father of said pup!

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03 Sep 2022, 5:13 am

(Poor Lindy!)

Is often in the doghouse

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03 Sep 2022, 5:33 am

Keeps a kangaroo in her dog house.

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03 Sep 2022, 9:29 am

Powers his house with an army of hamsters running in hamster wheels.

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Radish
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03 Sep 2022, 11:58 am

Tried to do the same with his pet tortoise but can't coax it to run fast enough.

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03 Sep 2022, 3:06 pm

Farts rainbows.

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04 Sep 2022, 3:16 am

Her aggressive avatar and persona are just a mask. In reality she's a sweet humoured lady who lives alone with 9 cats. She spends her time crocheting socks for orphans in her local knitting circle. Baking cakes for W.I. charity events. She gives talks on behalf of the temperance society on the "evils of drink" and goes to church every Sunday.

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04 Sep 2022, 4:15 am

:lol:

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