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Sigbold
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06 Sep 2015, 10:26 pm

Banned because
the food for the cat
was not properly
canned.



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06 Sep 2015, 11:17 pm

Banned for intentionally inserting a line break three times to look like a poem.


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AsahiPto17
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07 Sep 2015, 3:51 am

Banned for not appreciating fake poetry.



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07 Sep 2015, 4:00 am

Listen up now,
Banned art thou.
Please get real,
There's no appeal.



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07 Sep 2015, 5:06 am

Banned because …

Code:
cat: cannot open 'food in cans'


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07 Sep 2015, 10:21 am

Banned for having four buttons on your chest but none for a nose.


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07 Sep 2015, 12:55 pm

banned for being too royal (since you are from Queensland)



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07 Sep 2015, 1:19 pm

Banned because your ribbon isn't very hard to interpret as a Q for Queensland.


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08 Sep 2015, 12:39 am

oh Thou
great snowman!

I give
thee a ban.

Thou mocked
at her
ribbon again.


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08 Sep 2015, 9:09 am

Banned for overdoing the archaic second person singular business.



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08 Sep 2015, 9:51 am

Banned for not appreciating archaic forms of speech.


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08 Sep 2015, 7:53 pm

Banned for offering only Band-Aid solutions to complex linguistic conundrums.



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08 Sep 2015, 8:15 pm

Banned for underestimating The Band-Aid Approach.


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DeepHour
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08 Sep 2015, 8:54 pm

Banned for being a Band-Aid bandit.



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09 Sep 2015, 6:33 pm

Branded for banning over a 2-bane.


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09 Sep 2015, 8:14 pm

Banned for being a Band on the Run.