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Where_am_I
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10 Sep 2022, 11:07 am

Threatened me with the 3" dagger in his tongue.

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Radish
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10 Sep 2022, 12:27 pm

Threatens everyone with her sharp tongue.

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IsabellaLinton
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10 Sep 2022, 1:09 pm

Clears the shower drain with his tongue.

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Radish
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10 Sep 2022, 2:05 pm

Catches flies with her tongue.

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Where_am_I
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10 Sep 2022, 2:20 pm

Stabs tongues with his six inch Christian Louboutins.

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Murihiku
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11 Sep 2022, 9:35 am

Paints over the red soles of her Louboutin heels.

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Radish
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11 Sep 2022, 9:48 am

Painted his entire family with red paint. Claims it makes them more visible and less prone to being run over.

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11 Sep 2022, 10:59 am

Can whistle in Swedish.

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Radish
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11 Sep 2022, 11:47 am

Can bark "God Save the King", backwards.

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Where_am_I
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13 Sep 2022, 11:56 am

Carries a black cloud in his rucksack.

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Radish
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13 Sep 2022, 12:39 pm

Carries an assortment of severed limbs in her rucksack.

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14 Sep 2022, 4:57 pm

Has an ocelot named Ralph.

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jennyishere
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15 Sep 2022, 2:44 am

Officially identifies as an ocelot for tax purposes

Radish
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15 Sep 2022, 3:14 am

Her family finds her very taxing.

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15 Sep 2022, 6:35 am

His family declare him as a deduction- not for tax purposes, just generally

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15 Sep 2022, 6:57 am

Is still paying off a forty year mortgage for her dog's kennel. And she doesn't even own a dog!

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