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07 Oct 2022, 1:47 am

Is a human remain.


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07 Oct 2022, 7:56 am

Is a vampiric remain.


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07 Oct 2022, 9:27 am

Is a human stain on a vampire remain.


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07 Oct 2022, 11:39 am

Fell off a rainbow, into a cow-pat.


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07 Oct 2022, 11:59 am

Smells like wallpaper paste


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07 Oct 2022, 1:18 pm

Uses wallpaper paste to nourish her skin and polyfilla for her crow's feet.


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07 Oct 2022, 1:22 pm

Babybird's Postman.


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07 Oct 2022, 2:29 pm

Chases postmen while barking at them.


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09 Oct 2022, 3:02 pm

mimics BBC's weather forecasts



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11 Oct 2022, 2:52 pm

Carries magic mushrooms in his bumbag.


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11 Oct 2022, 3:47 pm

Carries a spare bum in her bumbag in case hers gets pinched.


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11 Oct 2022, 4:47 pm

Takes 3 pairs of trousers when golfing in case they hole in one.


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11 Oct 2022, 4:49 pm

Builds ornate statues of Napoleon using Spam.


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11 Oct 2022, 5:10 pm

Can only breathe in set patterns.


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11 Oct 2022, 5:15 pm

Stephen King based Carrie's mother on you.


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11 Oct 2022, 5:26 pm

Had to sign an NDA because Stephen King paid you for your life story.


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Don't be so eager to be offended. The narcissism of small differences leads to the most boring kind of conformity.