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IsabellaLinton Veteran
Joined: 1 Nov 2017Gender: FemalePosts: 72,433Location: Chez Quis
Served in the IRA as a mole.
Doberdoofus Veteran
Joined: 31 Dec 2021Age: 53Gender: Non-binaryPosts: 1,166Location: Orbiting Wrong Planet
Wears a patriotic moleskin hat on Thursdays.
Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
Climbed to the top of mount Everest and screamed 'are we there yet'.
Massages my feet with fluffysaurus's clotted cream. Invites Doofus to watch.
(Loving the profile pic)Walks around with acupuncture needles all over her face.
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 66Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Smashes doors with axes while shouting "Here's Johnny".
Wears a beehive on his root.
Is a strong self confident woman with high esteem and is not in the least bit phased by all the ridicule she gets for her beehive hairdo.
His first word was bastard.
Her first words were "Unexpected I/O Error. Aborty, Retry, Cancel?"
Her first name is Rover. She's had a thing about balls ever since.
Won't leave my testicles alone.
Has a pair of unusually large and hairy coconuts.
Has unusually large and hairy nostrils.No pics.....some of us still need to eat.