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12 Oct 2022, 8:58 am

Has her fingers up my aforementioned nostrils trying to find something to eat.


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12 Oct 2022, 9:23 am

Yuck! :lol: :eew:


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12 Oct 2022, 9:48 am

Wait, that you find gross?!

With your track record, that's just ... :P


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12 Oct 2022, 9:51 am

Regularly gate crashes the wedding receptions of complete strangers just to get a free meal.


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12 Oct 2022, 12:48 pm

Murihiku wrote:
Wait, that you find gross?!

With your track record, that's just ... :P

Ate Radish's bogeys (to prove they're not that gross) and disappeared into his nostril for eternity.

We can all take solace in knowing he will never go hungry.


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12 Oct 2022, 12:59 pm

Achooooooo! Had something irritating my nose. It's gone now.

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12 Oct 2022, 1:21 pm

Married the old woman who lives in a shoe


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12 Oct 2022, 2:37 pm

Lost her glass slipper at the ball at midnight and turned into a pumpkin.


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12 Oct 2022, 2:41 pm

Lives in a walnut shell


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12 Oct 2022, 2:58 pm

Lives in a shell suit


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12 Oct 2022, 3:01 pm

Lives in a tinfoil hat


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12 Oct 2022, 3:50 pm

Well, of course, you had it tough. You used to 'ave to get up out of shoebox in the
middle of the night and lick the road clean with our tongues. You had two bits of cold
gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at mill for sixpence every four years, and
when you got home your Dad would slice you in two wit' bread knife.


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12 Oct 2022, 3:51 pm

Has been sat in a cupboard since 1972


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13 Oct 2022, 3:07 pm

Impaled Murihiku's head on the Narnia lamppost.


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13 Oct 2022, 4:20 pm

Rescued head.


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14 Oct 2022, 11:33 pm

Posted this, of her own free will:

Where_am_I wrote:
Ate Radish's bogeys (to prove they're not that gross) and disappeared into his nostril for eternity.

We can all take solace in knowing he will never go hungry.

:eew:


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)