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24 Oct 2022, 11:44 am

Autographed bibles and sold them on Ebay.


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24 Oct 2022, 11:57 am

Strapped Longshot to an electric chair and sold him on eBay.


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24 Oct 2022, 12:37 pm

Was banned from eBay for trying to sell her services as a hit(man).


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27 Oct 2022, 4:54 am

Found all his severed limbs on eBay.


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27 Oct 2022, 7:07 am

Sold her soul on eBay... and got 10p for it from a Mr Lucy Ferr.


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28 Oct 2022, 6:48 am

Has planted all the missing members in his garden.


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28 Oct 2022, 8:15 am

Has the remaining members locked up in her dungeon. We demand you release babybird!


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29 Oct 2022, 7:36 am

Wears grapes in his nostrils.


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29 Oct 2022, 7:42 am

Has earrings in her eyeballs. 8O


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29 Oct 2022, 7:43 am

Has an eyeball in his bellybutton.


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29 Oct 2022, 7:44 am

Has been told by acquaintances that she has eyes in the back of her head.


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29 Oct 2022, 8:08 am

Carries a frog on his tongue.


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29 Oct 2022, 8:25 am

Her tongue IS a frog.

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29 Oct 2022, 10:29 am

^ Found that photo years ago and thought "great, now is my chance to use it!"


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29 Oct 2022, 11:47 am

Too slow grandad. :P


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29 Oct 2022, 2:08 pm

Has been trying to find the mythical island continent Atlantis