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02 Nov 2022, 4:37 am

I think you should see a GP about your high pain threshold.

*Continues stabbing*


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02 Nov 2022, 4:58 am

I can't feel pain because you've severed my spinal cord! That's also why I can't stand up!

I think you should see your GP about your aggressive tendencies.


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02 Nov 2022, 5:02 am

She can't get a GP appointment because the NHS is screwed.

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02 Nov 2022, 5:09 am

Doesn't need doctors. He's googled his problem and has both Dengie fever and distemper.


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02 Nov 2022, 5:26 am

Dr Strangelove. Tells everyone not to worry after he shoved a missile up their butts.


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02 Nov 2022, 6:45 am

Imagines the strangest fantasies.


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02 Nov 2022, 6:53 am

secretly loves them



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02 Nov 2022, 6:55 am

Doesn't know their username starts with n 'innit'. :mrgreen:


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02 Nov 2022, 6:59 am

Talks Cornetto's into entering his mouth.


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02 Nov 2022, 7:01 am

Rossall wrote:
Doesn't know their username starts with n 'innit'. :mrgreen:


It starts with an fu



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02 Nov 2022, 7:50 am

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02 Nov 2022, 7:53 am

He’s having my baby.


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02 Nov 2022, 7:54 am

Is a hoot at wildlife parties.


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02 Nov 2022, 7:55 am

Mother to a sugar puff.


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02 Nov 2022, 7:56 am

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02 Nov 2022, 7:58 am

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