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longshot Veteran
Joined: 4 Dec 2018Gender: MalePosts: 7,037Location: In some fictional location
has a pet rock
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 66Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
How do you know? Has a spycam in my house.
IsabellaLinton Veteran
Joined: 1 Nov 2017Gender: FemalePosts: 72,433Location: Chez Quis
Mr Bean skits are based on his life.
Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
Has offered to thoroughly clean Radish's pet brick.
Uh, no but I'll clean his clock if you'd like.
Likes to clean other people's horological instruments.
DuckHairback Veteran
Joined: 27 Jan 2021Age: 47Gender: MalePosts: 5,484Location: Durotriges Territory
Is scared of the word clock and will go to considerable lengths to avoid using it.
Is afraid an atomic clock with blow up and destroy the planet.
Isn't afraid of me for some reason.
I know when to duck or when to wear body armour! Went to school in a Shaolin temple and is a trained Ninja warrior.
Paid for my ninja school fees.
Came away with a black belt in Origami.
Was the basis for the character HAL in 2001: A Space Odyssey
I'm sorry Longshot, I can't do that. Likes to take long space walks.
Thinks giving free hugs will save him.
I see your ploy... The slow blade penetrates the shield. Takes her holidays on Arrakis