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09 Nov 2022, 4:46 pm

has a pet rock



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09 Nov 2022, 5:18 pm

How do you know? 8O

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09 Nov 2022, 5:45 pm

Mr Bean skits are based on his life.


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09 Nov 2022, 6:51 pm

Has offered to thoroughly clean Radish's pet brick.


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09 Nov 2022, 7:28 pm

Uh, no but I'll clean his clock if you'd like.


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10 Nov 2022, 5:33 am

8O

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10 Nov 2022, 7:04 am

Is scared of the word clock and will go to considerable lengths to avoid using it.


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10 Nov 2022, 7:48 am

Is afraid an atomic clock with blow up and destroy the planet.


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10 Nov 2022, 8:15 am

Isn't afraid of me for some reason.


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10 Nov 2022, 8:43 am

I know when to duck or when to wear body armour! :P

Went to school in a Shaolin temple and is a trained Ninja warrior.


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10 Nov 2022, 10:02 am

Paid for my ninja school fees.


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10 Nov 2022, 10:30 am

Came away with a black belt in Origami.


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10 Nov 2022, 10:55 am

Was the basis for the character HAL in 2001: A Space Odyssey



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10 Nov 2022, 12:13 pm

I'm sorry Longshot, I can't do that.

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10 Nov 2022, 1:37 pm

Thinks giving free hugs will save him.


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10 Nov 2022, 2:15 pm

8O I see your ploy... The slow blade penetrates the shield.

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