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DuckHairback
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10 Nov 2022, 2:45 pm

Always orders from the children's menu in restaurants.


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10 Nov 2022, 3:16 pm

I like children... but I couldn't eat a whole one. :P

Writes cook books for cannibals.


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10 Nov 2022, 4:40 pm

Eats children when he has no one to play with.


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10 Nov 2022, 5:55 pm

Always carries a hip flask filled with aquafaba.


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11 Nov 2022, 4:47 am

Bathes in hydrochloric acid. Hence his appearance.


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11 Nov 2022, 6:32 am

Produces no solid waste matter, just lightly fragranced air.


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11 Nov 2022, 7:34 am

Is going to publish a book about his highly effective radical diet.


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11 Nov 2022, 9:53 am

Will eat every copy at the local bookshop, belch and walk out without paying.


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11 Nov 2022, 10:32 am

Lives in a cryptic crypt.


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11 Nov 2022, 11:14 am

Has been pushing buttons.



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11 Nov 2022, 11:15 am

Prefers to pull buttons.


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11 Nov 2022, 12:32 pm

Tries to push buttons that clearly say 'Pull' on them.


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11 Nov 2022, 12:42 pm

Is sorely tempted to press the "Universe self destruct" button:

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12 Nov 2022, 2:49 am

^ Pushed the button, but nothing happened.

That's why it said "Do Not Push". Self-destruct buttons don't work that way.


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12 Nov 2022, 4:43 am

Carries a sack of heads around with him, in case someone steals his again.


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12 Nov 2022, 4:51 am

(avoids the subject so as not to put one's foot in it again. :P )

Carries a sack of tomatoes around to throw at people she doesn't like. Ouch! That hurt! Stop it!


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