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Granted. Now it is not Hydrogen Proof.

I wish for a mop.

Granted! But it's not a mop, it's a m.o.p. (month-old peanut) and you have an allergic reaction to it.

I wish I had a good singing voice.

Granted! but you catch a stomach flue and puke 8 times overnight

I wish my doctors offfice were open right now.

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Granted, thieves break into the doctors and leave all the doors open after stealing everything.

I wish it wasn't so hot today.

Granted! It's freezing!

I wish I wasn't moving (leaving my current house to go to a new one)...

Granted, but they will never be able to remove you from the wall...

I wish I wasn't so lazy

Granted, you become even lazier.


I wish I'd get 8 consecutive and uninterrupted hours of sleep this night.

granted but you fall into a comatose in the 8.01 hour of sleep



i wish i had noodles...

Granted but they're dry and you din't have any water.

i wish that I could sleep

Granted, but you never wake up again.

I wish I had no work to do.

granted you have no work but also no money

i wish someone would make me some food so i didnt have to get up

Granted. The takeaway has made you some food, but you still have to get up to collect it.

I wish I still had my Kawasaki Z1300 super bike

granted but i nick it again

i wish someone would take me on the back of a bike again grrr

I would like to take you one the back of my bike again but you fall off and end up in casualty

I wish I could get my current Zepher 750 motorbike on the road.

ouch for me

granted but you get pulled over by the cops

i wish a had a porsche

Granted, but you have nowhere to keep it safe, so the wheels get stolen.

I wish I was young and carefree again