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Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
Got beat up by a skeleton.
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 65Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Is notably absent from the tug of war n-z game.
Can't wait to get home and post on tug of war n-z game.
Do I detect an element of derision there?
That gif hurts my tummy everytime!
Have you been eating raw turnips again?
DuckHairback Veteran
Joined: 27 Jan 2021Age: 46Gender: MalePosts: 5,484Location: Durotriges Territory
Can wink and wince at the same time.
More than you can do. You've not got any eyelids, eyeballs or face for that matter.
longshot Veteran
Joined: 4 Dec 2018Gender: MalePosts: 7,037Location: In some fictional location
Goes around knocking on everyone's doors.
Won't let me in! You know vampires have to be invited inside!
Has been given a 1 way ticket to Moldova
Claimed it was two way! I demand half my money back.
Claimed he had been talking to Harry Houdini.
I had, but one second later he'd somehow escaped. Never saw him again.Claims he can jump over the moon after a few beers.
Makes the most irrational remarks and statements here on Wrong Planet
Thank you.