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DuckHairback
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14 Nov 2022, 2:02 pm

Steals people's shoes and buries them.

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14 Nov 2022, 2:03 pm

Buries people while they are still wearing their shoes and kicking and screaming!

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14 Nov 2022, 2:04 pm

Wears two aprons. One on the front and one on the back.

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14 Nov 2022, 2:05 pm

Wears a shroud on public holidays.

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14 Nov 2022, 2:34 pm

Owns a pair of bellows which he claims to use every day but won't tell you what for.

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14 Nov 2022, 4:55 pm

Bellows up drain pipes and scares the crap out of people sitting on the toilet.

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14 Nov 2022, 5:10 pm

Claims to frequent a boxing gym in Croydon where people know him by the nickname "The Governor".

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15 Nov 2022, 6:12 am

Works nights on the skeleton crew.

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15 Nov 2022, 8:26 am

Is a 2nd reserve flautist for the London Philharmonic Orchestra despite only being able to play "Greensleeves".

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15 Nov 2022, 9:51 am

Plays the canon for the London Philharmonic Orchestra but only gets a chance to play it during Tchaikovsky's 1812 overture.

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15 Nov 2022, 10:59 am

Will be fired out of a cannon as part of King Charles III coronation celebrations. He will land in a gold skip where 80s TV personalities Stu Francis, Rusty Lee and Gordon Honeycombe will break his fall. As he drags his broken body from the skip, Sting and Bono will appear on the roof of Buckingham Palace and sing "Bicycle Race" by Queen without the slightest trace of irony.

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