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That wasn't ketchup and my neighbour saw you running away with a bloody knife in your hand and laughing manically!

Squeezes out his own radish juices in order to "play dead" in other people's yards.

You reminded me of this old, somewhat NSFW joke:

A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster.
As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens.
The farmer is impressed.
At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens.
The farmer is not just impressed anymore,he is worried.
Next morning,not only is the rooster screwing the hens but he is screwing the turkeys,ducks even the cow.
Later farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead and vultures circling overhead.
The farmer runs out, looks down at the young roosters limp body and says: "You deserved it, you horny bastard!"
And the young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, Shhhh!,they are about to land."

Ticks ominously.

Has ominous tics.

Whistles when squeezed.

Squeezes when whistled.

Went to his school ball ... dressed as a ball.

After a misunderstanding as a child, joined a school of dolphins.

Carries his wife in his purse.

Is a professional oyster sexer.

Teaches fish-wives how to swear.

Dances with budgies.

Plays pool with poodles

Is a floater.

Keeps pulling the network cable out of WP's server and plugging it back in again, laughing at all the timeout errors.