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Murihiku
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15 Dec 2022, 4:16 am

Used to bury money as a kid, hoping to grow a money tree.


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15 Dec 2022, 12:57 pm

Dug up all my money when I wasn't looking! :evil:


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17 Dec 2022, 10:13 am

Chews concrete.


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17 Dec 2022, 12:59 pm

Buried me in quick setting concrete under a new building!


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17 Dec 2022, 2:21 pm

Got whacked for playing knock down ginger in my neighbourhood.


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17 Dec 2022, 3:54 pm

Don't know what that is, I like ginger especially ginger and lemon infusion. Whacks people who like ginger.


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21 Dec 2022, 3:38 am

Tried to make gingerbread men, but they kept running away from him before they could be baked in the oven.


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21 Dec 2022, 6:44 pm

Has reincarnated as a twig.


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22 Dec 2022, 5:48 am

Loves snapping twigs.


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22 Dec 2022, 5:49 am

Is Twiggy in real life.


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24 Dec 2022, 10:11 am

Makes paraffin sandwiches.


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24 Dec 2022, 10:20 am

Eats said sandwiches, claims they are great with Branston pickle.


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25 Dec 2022, 6:22 pm

Runs around going "beep-beep".


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26 Dec 2022, 8:32 am

Only because you are chasing me with a cattle prod! 8O


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26 Dec 2022, 10:36 am

Ate the lint inside my Christmas stocking.


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27 Dec 2022, 10:49 am

Stole the Lindt chocolate out of my fridge

... and replaced it with Christmas stockings. :?


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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)