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05 May 2008, 4:13 pm

Granted! but your so careless you kill yourself with a blood pressure cuff when you got bored and decided to wrap it around your neck...

i wish to have my own blood pressure cuff factory


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05 May 2008, 8:52 pm

Granted, but you have no materials.

I wish I could buy an AMC Hornet.


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05 May 2008, 8:57 pm

Granted! a broken one

I wish my factory had materials


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06 May 2008, 12:20 pm

Granted, but the material was lead based and you get shut down.

I wish i knew what to wish for.



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06 May 2008, 12:32 pm

Granted, but you used your wish foolishly.

I wish for (can't say it's x - rated )



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06 May 2008, 1:02 pm

Granted! you wish your girlfriend were a fire hydrant...

i wish insurance companies would cover my s**t


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06 May 2008, 1:14 pm

Granted, but they raise your premiums to a million dollars a month.

I also wish they'd cover you without robbing you on the premiums.



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06 May 2008, 1:18 pm

Granted! but they wont cover a lot of things you need

i wish they covered all of the god damn things i need...


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06 May 2008, 1:26 pm

(I can sympathise.)

It's difficult to play grant a wish and not allow it is such circumstances :(

I wish for a slightly cooler day tomorrow.



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07 May 2008, 3:31 pm

Granted! It rains cats & dogs!

I wish I wasn't an outlaw at my school.


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07 May 2008, 3:53 pm

Granted! your a teachers pet!

I wish to get my blood pressure taken much more often :D


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07 May 2008, 5:49 pm

Granted, but you also have to throw up all the time

I wish that I have a 70% or over in Science!



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07 May 2008, 6:10 pm

Granted! Your average in math now sucks!

I wish I had anti-hero status at school.


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07 May 2008, 7:55 pm

Granted! you become the dum dum of the school!

I wish i didnt have to puke all the time...


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07 May 2008, 9:28 pm

Granted! But you have to wear Shocking Pink toenail polish from now on.

I wish I did not have to work with such idiots. :evil:



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07 May 2008, 9:36 pm

Granted, but now you can't understand the new robots.

I wish that a rocket could be made quickly and without any mistakes.