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Radish
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07 Jan 2023, 10:37 am

Uses a pair of nail scissors to cut her lawn.


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07 Jan 2023, 10:48 am

Appeared on That's Life in the naughty root vegetables segment.


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07 Jan 2023, 10:50 am

Radish wrote:
Uses a pair of nail scissors to cut her lawn.


Ny neighbour does that.
Are you spying on me again, Radish?


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07 Jan 2023, 10:54 am

MY neighbour too ^


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07 Jan 2023, 12:27 pm

Strolls around naked on her lawn while whistling a song! ;-)


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07 Jan 2023, 3:44 pm

Wore a camouflage outfit to his wedding to hide from future Mrs Radish.


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07 Jan 2023, 3:46 pm

Radish wrote:
Strolls around naked on her lawn while whistling a song! ;-)


I did that last year while looking for my cat but calling my dog. Or maybe it was the other way around.

You must have missed it.


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07 Jan 2023, 3:47 pm

Gatecrashed a wedding of a jilted bride to be.


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07 Jan 2023, 3:51 pm

Still looking for Ana’s


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07 Jan 2023, 3:52 pm

Superglued bride to be to a space hopper and pushed her off a cliff.


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07 Jan 2023, 4:26 pm

Was at the bottom of the cliff to measure how high she bounced back up and to polish her off in case the fall didn't do for her.


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07 Jan 2023, 7:39 pm

Juggles bison.


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08 Jan 2023, 3:46 am

Goes around the streets preaching to fallen bison.


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08 Jan 2023, 6:56 am

Legally changed his name to "None Of Your Business", just to have something interesting to say when introducing himself.


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08 Jan 2023, 8:40 am

I've got a particular plant that when people ask me what it is called, I truthfully tell them "mind your own business." :P

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Has no legal name and really doesn't exist outside of people's imaginations.


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10 Jan 2023, 3:10 pm

Has been hiding in Sherwood Forest