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Where_am_I
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12 Jan 2023, 11:39 am

Unlocks his phone with a fart.

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12 Jan 2023, 11:55 am

Communicates with her family be means of farts.

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13 Jan 2023, 11:18 am

Travelled back in time to the mid-2000s, just to get one of those ringtones that said "ANSWER YOUR PHONE!! !!"

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14 Jan 2023, 1:15 am

Has never stopped using the Crazy Frog ringtone

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14 Jan 2023, 3:36 am

Only uses semaphore for communication.

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14 Jan 2023, 6:37 pm

Talks to walnuts, but only one at a time.

Also -

Where_am_I wrote:

Blah blah blah.

Blimey - Greta Thunberg hasn't aged well.

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14 Jan 2023, 6:43 pm

Scares off predators with brightly-coloured "eye spots" on his clothes.

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15 Jan 2023, 1:06 am

Lights his home with phosphorescent fungus

Where_am_I
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15 Jan 2023, 6:03 am

Picks her nose with a door knob.

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15 Jan 2023, 6:14 am

Scratches her knob with her nose.

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15 Jan 2023, 6:18 am

Cornflake wrote:

Blimey - Greta Thunberg hasn't aged well.

She gave up trying to compete with you.

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15 Jan 2023, 6:19 am

Radish wrote:

Scratches her knob with her nose.

Chews on broken glass when playing tug of war.

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15 Jan 2023, 6:22 am

Hit me with a bottle while playing tug of war!

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15 Jan 2023, 6:37 am

Chuck's broken glass at his neighbours whenever they say hello.

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Radish
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15 Jan 2023, 6:54 am

Chucks Chucky at her neighbours!

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15 Jan 2023, 6:57 am

:lol:

Made Mrs Radish audition for Bride of Chucky.

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