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Radish
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15 Jan 2023, 7:07 am

Mrs Radish lost out at the audition to you. You played the part brilliantly, like it was your second nature. ;-)


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15 Jan 2023, 11:18 am

Has been trying to take over the position which was held by Stephen Hawking at Cambridge.



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15 Jan 2023, 11:46 am

Was the person who supplied his voice for... Homer Simpson.


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15 Jan 2023, 1:49 pm

Is a professional ferret-juggler.


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15 Jan 2023, 2:04 pm

Keeps a ferret in each trouser leg and one under his flat cap. Is also adept at saying "Eee bah gum lad."


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16 Jan 2023, 7:57 am

Has the world's largest collection of toenail clippings.


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16 Jan 2023, 7:59 am

Only because you've got 13 toes and keep flicking your toe nail clippings through my letterbox. :evil:


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16 Jan 2023, 2:33 pm

Has been trying to resurrect Carl Sagan.



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18 Jan 2023, 6:33 pm

Collects spit.

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18 Jan 2023, 9:03 pm

Bathes in it.


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19 Jan 2023, 7:39 am

Is full of it.


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19 Jan 2023, 7:45 am

It's because of you that I'm about to ascend into Ketamine-fueled transcendence.


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19 Jan 2023, 9:13 am

Has pushed the "button"



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19 Jan 2023, 9:35 am

Pushes everyone's buttons.


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19 Jan 2023, 9:54 am

Doesn't know when to button it.


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19 Jan 2023, 10:37 am

Doesn't have a belly button.


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