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26 Jan 2023, 9:33 am

Poses as a store mannequin and leaps out at unsuspecting customers.


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26 Jan 2023, 10:33 am

You come up with the most preposterous notions. poses as door to door salesmen offering the following:Image



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26 Jan 2023, 10:46 am

Suggests trying to sell the word "image" :lol:


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26 Jan 2023, 11:02 am

Tries to pass himself off as a documentary film director.



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26 Jan 2023, 11:04 am

Auditioned for the part of a zebra in my wildlife documentary, well the rear end of one anyway.


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26 Jan 2023, 11:21 am

Has been seen at the following location Cambridgeshire asking for shillings



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26 Jan 2023, 11:46 am

A while since I was in that county. ;-) Begs on street corners asking for wooden cent coins.


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26 Jan 2023, 1:09 pm

Once ate a live shark for a dare.


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26 Jan 2023, 1:12 pm

Once lived inside a giant blue whale for three months until it spat him out.


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26 Jan 2023, 6:06 pm

Once " yelled fear in a crowded theatre"



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26 Jan 2023, 6:14 pm

Is secretly a moth.


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26 Jan 2023, 6:20 pm

Likes pretending to be a moth by running head first into any bright light.


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27 Jan 2023, 1:56 am

Sun House conspirator.


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27 Jan 2023, 8:13 am

Rides motorbikes sidesaddle.


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27 Jan 2023, 2:13 pm

Keeps pet sea cucumbers, and is attempting to teach them to talk.


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27 Jan 2023, 2:14 pm

Has a pet hippo and keeps it in his bath.


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