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Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 66Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Poses as a store mannequin and leaps out at unsuspecting customers.
longshot Veteran
Joined: 4 Dec 2018Gender: MalePosts: 7,037Location: In some fictional location
You come up with the most preposterous notions. poses as door to door salesmen offering the following:
Suggests trying to sell the word "image"
Tries to pass himself off as a documentary film director.
Auditioned for the part of a zebra in my wildlife documentary, well the rear end of one anyway.
Has been seen at the following location Cambridgeshire asking for shillings
A while since I was in that county. Begs on street corners asking for wooden cent coins.
PhosphorusDecree Veteran
Joined: 3 May 2016Age: 46Gender: MalePosts: 3,722Location: Yorkshire, UK
Once ate a live shark for a dare.
Once lived inside a giant blue whale for three months until it spat him out.
Once " yelled fear in a crowded theatre"
Is secretly a moth.
Recidivist Veteran
Joined: 4 Jan 2023Gender: MalePosts: 3,851Location: He/him/his
Likes pretending to be a moth by running head first into any bright light.
IsabellaLinton Veteran
Joined: 1 Nov 2017Gender: FemalePosts: 72,433Location: Chez Quis
Sun House conspirator.
DuckHairback Veteran
Joined: 27 Jan 2021Age: 47Gender: MalePosts: 5,484Location: Durotriges Territory
Rides motorbikes sidesaddle.
Keeps pet sea cucumbers, and is attempting to teach them to talk.
Has a pet hippo and keeps it in his bath.