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DuckHairback
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27 Jan 2023, 3:10 pm

Once made a lengthy and impassioned speech to a delegation of naturalists positing that the fourth leg on all quadrupeds is entirely redundant given their ability to function perfectly well on three.


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27 Jan 2023, 5:08 pm

Has a medical skeleton in his bedroom



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28 Jan 2023, 1:49 am

Woke up this morning with an extra toe on his left foot.



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28 Jan 2023, 6:48 am

Woke up this morning without a body! 8O


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28 Jan 2023, 7:25 am

Woke up this morning with my refrigerated head sewn onto his shoulder.

At least I hope it was kept refrigerated. 8O


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28 Jan 2023, 7:59 am

I woke up this morning with a hell of a hangover. Murihiku's headless corpse at the side of me. It must have been one heck of a night.


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28 Jan 2023, 8:04 am

8O

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28 Jan 2023, 8:51 am

'orrible, where's my bazooka!


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28 Jan 2023, 3:32 pm

Has been messing with quantum mechanics..



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28 Jan 2023, 5:28 pm

Takes his car for repair by a quantum mechanic.


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28 Jan 2023, 7:06 pm

Was rejected as an Oompa Loompa for being too sympathetic to misbehaving children.


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.

– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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29 Jan 2023, 12:44 am

Keeps a life-sized statue of Peter Dutton in his veggie garden to scare the birds.



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29 Jan 2023, 1:40 pm

Has a really quiet garden.. all the wildlife turn to stone if they see her.


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29 Jan 2023, 2:55 pm

Has been trying to find the way to get to the Land Of The Lost, instead of plunging over the rapids.



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30 Jan 2023, 5:06 am

Found the Land of the Lost then got lost!



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30 Jan 2023, 5:20 am

Got lost reading the book of the Land of the Lost.


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