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Murihiku
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30 Jan 2023, 6:53 am

Found himself in Lost Property, but then couldn't find the book.


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
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There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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30 Jan 2023, 7:00 am

Booked himself into lost and found; still waiting for someone to pick him up.


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30 Jan 2023, 10:56 am

Is hidden in alternative universe.



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30 Jan 2023, 2:21 pm

Heads out after breakfast each morning to take photographs of fresh dog droppings.


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30 Jan 2023, 5:26 pm

Passes himself as a snake oil salesmen.



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30 Jan 2023, 5:38 pm

Prefers to sleep in a small burrow that he dug in his backyard



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31 Jan 2023, 8:34 am

Sleeps in a hammock until noon each day.


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31 Jan 2023, 10:57 am

Is actually and body double from, "Invasion of The Body Snatchers"



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31 Jan 2023, 11:10 am

Is currently languishing in jail for snatching lollies from children.


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31 Jan 2023, 4:52 pm

Is nearby Madagascar for trying to start a revolution..



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31 Jan 2023, 5:06 pm

Is trying to create a revolution in mascara.


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31 Jan 2023, 5:14 pm

Was manufacturing The Beatles,"Yellow Submarine"



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31 Jan 2023, 5:15 pm

Had to settle for having a yellow plastic bath duck.


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31 Jan 2023, 5:16 pm

Is still trying to settle the case against gmo's



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31 Jan 2023, 5:17 pm

Is taking a gnu to court for flagrant misuse of wings.


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31 Jan 2023, 5:19 pm

Has taken up residency in the Hebrides..