Why did _____ cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 6:26 am

To be in another movie with Quentin Tarantino, John Travolta and Harvey Keitel.

Why did the Death Star cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 6:28 am

To destroy it.

Why did the big furry thing that looks like bigfoot cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 6:29 am

To steal some cookies :twisted: :lol:

Why did superboyian cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 6:35 am

To join the cookie monster in his vengeance towards the veggie monster.

Why did the veggie monster cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 6:38 am

to DESTROY all vegetables but never reached there because he got ran over by a tractor.. :lol:

Why did cheese cross the road? :wink:

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31 Jan 2010, 6:42 am

It didn't the block it was in.

Why did the jar cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 6:46 am

Because he was empty of anything so decided to find a way to rob a bank for pennies :twisted:

Why did darth vader cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 8:34 am

To get to the dark side.

Why did the primordial slime cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 10:11 am

caledonia wrote:

Why did the primordial slime cross the road?

That's a trick question. Roads weren't invented yet.

Why did L. Ron Hubbard cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 10:44 am

To convert Tom Cruise to scientology.

Why did Mae West cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 2:51 pm

caledonia wrote:

Why did Mae West cross the road?

To make a marketing deal with MAE-East.

Why did the ant colony cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 3:08 pm

To get back to their colony.

Why did RoboCop cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 3:13 pm

To shoot the bad guys.

Why did John Lennon cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 9:13 pm

To squish some Beatles.

Why did the letter e cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 10:00 pm

It was being overworked by the English language.

Why did the soldier cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 10:05 pm

To get to Buckingham Palace.

Why did Mick Avory cross the road?

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