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CockneyRebel
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06 Jul 2010, 9:01 pm

I dress you up, in a bikini, when you're sleeping, and hide your Bible on you. :lol:


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07 Jul 2010, 6:47 am

Replace your entire Kinks record collection with Madonna records while you are sleeping.


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07 Jul 2010, 7:19 am

Make you run off a cliff, again



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07 Jul 2010, 9:46 am

Loosen the strings on your guitar.


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08 Jul 2010, 7:44 am

Takes your meat away from you.



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09 Jul 2010, 1:39 pm

Removes fresh berries for her to eat..



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09 Jul 2010, 3:16 pm

Cuts out and steals the last page of the novel he is reading.


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09 Jul 2010, 3:47 pm

Goes on and on about how cheap and accessible American bacon is...


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09 Jul 2010, 3:56 pm

^ :evil:

Arranges for the Jehovah's Witnesses to come door knocking ("Oh yes she will be very interested in what you have to say" :P)


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09 Jul 2010, 4:02 pm

(I'll just tell them I've already got one. *snicker* Silly English k-niggit)

Farts in his general direction.


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09 Jul 2010, 4:24 pm

Strikes a match and blows the pants off her 8O


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09 Jul 2010, 5:00 pm

Moons him as she runs towards shelter.


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09 Jul 2010, 5:03 pm

Causes her to fall on her buttocks while making her way to the shelter..



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10 Jul 2010, 5:41 am

Rubs some chilli powder on the toilet door handle before he goes for a pee. :P


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10 Jul 2010, 1:40 pm

Gives him a sign saying,"I'll work for food"



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10 Jul 2010, 1:52 pm

Gives him a sign begging for ice! :lol:


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