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09 Aug 2010, 10:02 am

Police trains are deaf, and dogs are conductors.

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09 Aug 2010, 1:40 pm

loud protector of hannibal lector denies conducting orchestra for deaf dogs

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09 Aug 2010, 2:25 pm

Warning! Hedgehogs sold or adopted in the last three days have the dread disease "Sonic colic" - the symptoms of which are greeneye, delusions assuming a supersonic hedgehog's characteristics, and in the final stages, near-fatal allergic tantrums.

(note: My inspiration for this was the Rabbititus joke in "Hare Tonic".)

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09 Aug 2010, 3:35 pm

Prickly supersonic hedgehogs have been launched but the result was fatal.

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09 Aug 2010, 4:46 pm

Supersonic pogs are in fetal positions. If you think it's strange, tough.

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09 Aug 2010, 9:35 pm

deaf japanese dinosaur watched as dog in prone position drove jetcar to supersonic speed

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10 Aug 2010, 4:44 pm

danandlouie wrote:

Lefty Chinese Ivysaur watched as dog with a bone positioned it in a jet-car where Sonic Hedgehog lives.

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11 Aug 2010, 6:45 pm

A Venusaur made of china watched as Sonic was racing Road Runner to San Bernardino.

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12 Aug 2010, 9:17 am

A lorry has spilled its load of plastic dinosaurs on a road in China.

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12 Aug 2010, 5:42 pm

A spastic dinosaur spilled a lorry full of fine china on the road....

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12 Aug 2010, 7:33 pm

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We've got a sale on a lorry-load of fine china, with an elegant dinosaur design

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12 Aug 2010, 7:43 pm

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We've got a bale of horny-toads made of fine china, with an ignorant dinosaur eye.

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13 Aug 2010, 6:43 am

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Some ignorant toad baled up the fine china as if it were paper plates. It looks like a pack of horny dinosaurs has been in it!

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13 Aug 2010, 7:32 am

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An elegant load of fine china impaled some poor paper plates. A packet of corny dinosaurs has been injured in the mayhem

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13 Aug 2010, 2:27 pm

jet-setting pixies tom and sue used paper plates and chinese wire to help the injured dinosaur.

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13 Aug 2010, 2:35 pm

Tom and Jerry secretly get sore from Chinese herbs.

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