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02 Nov 2011, 7:20 pm

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Aside from their ivory flesh, parsnip and banana share a sweet spiciness.

:D !

Q. am i being an idiot?
A. He used his hands to signify the speech marks, and then laughed and shook his head as he enjoyed what he'd done.



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02 Nov 2011, 7:21 pm

Q: Am I being an idiot?

A: Disconnect power before servicing panel.


Q: What kinds of books does she like?


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02 Nov 2011, 7:31 pm

Q. what kinds of books does she like?
A. 'that's academic' said Ian, who had a habit of using words like 'academic' in order to sound wise.

i got excited last time and forgot to ask my question:
Will i get what i want?



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02 Nov 2011, 7:40 pm

Q: Will I get what I want?

A: Keep warm for a little while the sauce cools slightly


Why does it hurt?



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02 Nov 2011, 7:49 pm

Q. why does it hurt?
A. she was a little girl wandering around in a wood full of bears carrying honeycomb, seemingly unaware of just how tempting she was.

why does henbane hurt?



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02 Nov 2011, 7:56 pm

Q: Why does Henbane hurt?

A: "Setting the appropriate sensitivity threshold for operating conditions is essential for achieving expected results."


Q: So now that I know she'll be impressed with "Academic Literature", how will I impress her with my sentimental side?


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02 Nov 2011, 9:36 pm

Q: So now that I know she'll be impressed with "Academic Literature", how will I impress her with my sentimental side?

A: Hence, the emotions of the personoids must to some extent be at odds with their reason; they must possess self-destructive tendencies, at least to a certain degree; they must feel internal tensions-that entire centrifugality which we experience now as the magnificent infinity of spiritual states and now as their unendurably painful disjointedness.

Q: What?


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02 Nov 2011, 10:03 pm

Q: What?

A: I had a happy childhood, but it might have been a deal happier if snow-white, vanilla-flavored Marshmallow Fluff had been available in Hampshire.

Q: Am I missing something blatant?



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02 Nov 2011, 10:35 pm

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Q: Am I missing something blatant?


A: "Come on you apes! You wanna live forever?"

Q: What's the matter officer?



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03 Nov 2011, 1:23 am

Answer: The aliens live in an environment that is pretty much Earthlike, so that other species can live in the other's habitat.

Question: What is the meaning of life?


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03 Nov 2011, 6:03 am

Question: What is the meaning of life?

Answer: And if you start feeling that you have to impress your friends, of all people, then you start not wanting to see them at all, and what would be the point?

Question: What on earth am I doing here?