I know this goes against the original intention of someone who is excellent in everything but his job, but it is parody.
I am the very model of an adolescent 'lectual,
I've information integral, numeral, and lingual,
I know all of the codons, and I code NA traditional
From adenine to inosine, in order very sequential;
I'm very well acquainted, too, in subjects not illogical,
I understand the lack of statements truly said infallible,
About fallacies and arguments, I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many somber facts about the nature of the bad excuse.
I'm fairly flat at integral and differential calculus;
I know the structures of the score-and-two acids aminous [sic]:
In short, in matters integral, biological, and lingual,
I am the very model of an adolescent 'lectual.
I know a bit o' geology, especially the names of rocks;
I'm muddled by some metaphors, confused by outright paradox,
I parody the others' works in verbiage superfluous,
In satire I can become more than very little malicious;
I can tell when there is humming in the higher sonic frequencies
I know the puzzling paradox stated by 'pimenides!
Then I can speak in spheres and cubes, if I had time to spare before,
And tell tall tales that I have read, and are now considered mere lore.
Then I can draw a perfect void, in every manner uniform,
And discuss the growth of crops that supply themselves with many corm [sic]
In short, in matters minimal, numeral, and integral,
I am the very model of an adolescent 'lectual.
In fact, when I learn the tongue of the elves I know is Sindarin,
When I can tell in conversation when to seek ways out or in,
When for self defense I learn how to throw the fabled lariat,
And when I know exactly what the others mean in saying, "look at,"
When I have learnt what, "student," means without the usual foolery,
When I know more of norms than my non-verbal computer-y [sic]
In short, when I've the slightest clue of real-life social strategy-
You'll say a better 'lectual had never created energy.
For my grand stores of knowledge, though I am capable of usury;
Has never had a social side, except in the recent hurry;
But still, in matters integral, numeral, and lingual,
I am the very model of the adolescent 'lectual.
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