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Everyone knows that _ is _. Even _ knows that _ is _.

Everyone knows that a toad is worth more than a frog. Even my toe knows that, even though it is never out of the ground.

I'm in your castle ______ing your _______ while eating your _____.

I'm in your castle watching your girlfriend while eating your corgi.

Woo, that puts the Queen in a whole new light.

Same thing we --- every night, ---, try to ---- the world!

Same thing we ingest every night, friend, try to pass the world!

I stored the _ in the barn so I could _ the new one from my pocket.

I stored the green one in the barn so I could extract the new one from my pocket.

One should always _____ one's pockets of _____ before your pants _____.

One should always vacuum one's pockets of lint before your pants drop.

I need a moment to _ while I tidy up this _ .

I need a moment to eat while I tidy up this chocolate.

What were you --------- while I was playing -------------.

What were you doing while was playing Dungeons and Dragons.

________ are in your ______ , but _______ are in my _______

Socks are in your bra, but cutting remarks are in my head.

Why would you __________ when you already ___________ once today?

Why would you eat when you already nibbled once today?

I can ____________ without even ____________, but somehow can't ____________.

I can hear without even turning but somehow can't listen.


Who ---------- my very favorite ..................?

Who lit my very favorite firecracker?

How could you _ so many _ in such a short time?

How could you eat so many cheesecakes in such a short time?

Would you please help me ----- my -------?

Would you please help me yodel my address?

Would you please go _____ in the ______.

Would you please go to Silent Hill in the dark.

Only if you go to my cat's ______ while wearing a clown's _____.

Only if you go to my cat's quinceañera while wearing a clown's bullet proof vest.

The police car and ambulance came ___________ down ____________.