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Taverson
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23 Oct 2012, 8:17 pm

I am the Aspie gf of AnonymousAnonymous.


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One-Winged-Angel
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23 Oct 2012, 8:33 pm

I burned my left arm as a sacrifice to Santa.


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Taverson
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24 Oct 2012, 1:02 am

Thank you for the milk and cookies plus the burnt flesh. You'll be getting everything you want for Christmas.

I am Santa Claus.


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Tonydev
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24 Oct 2012, 5:25 am

Pressing my left nipple opens a portal to Endor


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Your Aspie score: 136 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 78 of 200
You are very likely an Aspie

Feel free to PM me, I like meeting new people online


equestriatola
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24 Oct 2012, 7:51 am

Touching my navel will cause coins to appear out of my mouth.


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Hey, all. I'm just Johnny. Go ahead and talk to me if ya wish.


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24 Oct 2012, 8:37 am

Whenever I sneeze, an angel gets its wings.


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24 Oct 2012, 9:00 am

I'm not lonely. I'm never lonely. Ever.



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24 Oct 2012, 9:30 am

i can never fall in love.



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28 Oct 2012, 12:30 am

I can touch my toes.



Taverson
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28 Oct 2012, 1:13 am

I can directly touch my kidneys without having to cut myself open.


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equestriatola
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29 Oct 2012, 9:56 am

I am a slot machine.


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01 Nov 2012, 3:35 pm

I work for a casino.


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02 Nov 2012, 6:22 pm

I wonder - what is the difference between an untrue fact and a factual lie? I'll just ask the guy over at Oxymoron's 'R Us. He should know.



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02 Nov 2012, 6:27 pm

I like celery


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03 Nov 2012, 2:13 pm

I love tomatoes!


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equestriatola
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04 Nov 2012, 2:06 am

I love chewing tobacco.


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Hey, all. I'm just Johnny. Go ahead and talk to me if ya wish.