You Are 64% Texas
Well, knock me down and steal muh teeth! You're pretty darn Texan.
* Check all of the statements that are true:
- You only know five spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, bbq sauce, and Ranch dressing.
* You're always "fixin'" to do something.
* If it's under 65 degrees, you put a jacket on.
- Most of your vacations have been family reunions.
* You've been to a festival for a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal.
- The minute someone opens their mouth, you know what part of Texas they're from.
- You carry your groceries home in a sack.
* Forget driving a Porsche, you'd rather have a brand new truck.
* You would never eat a "cowpie."
* You've never ice skated outside.
* One of your relatives has a belt buckle bigger than your fist.
* You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to drive.
- You don't consider people from Austin to be Texans.
* Your favorite flavor is spicy.
* You prefer Dairy Queen to McDonalds.
* You think rattlesnake tastes a lot like chicken.
- You don't think there's anything wrong with tacos for breakfast.
* You rather see a high school football game than a professional hockey game any night of the week.
* You've burned your hand on your car door or steering wheel.
- It was a big deal when Wal-mart opened in your town.
* There is no dinner. There is only lunch and supper.
- You use A/C 12 months a year.
* You have a favorite recipe for deer meat.
* You don't think there's anything wrong with wearing cowboy boots with a suit.
- Dr. Pepper is your favorite kind of "coke."
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I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.
Strewth!