What makes you fart??

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04 Mar 2007, 4:05 pm

hey wait a minute!
I just read the wikipedia entry and

THATS not what _I_ meant!

I am mentioning the unmentionable, a anal fart passing up through the vaginal lips on it's way out.

(Oh, lord, I can't believe I am continuing on this thread! I will just ignore the potential grossness of this topic and withdraw to an aloofness with a scientific air of pure research . )

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04 Mar 2007, 4:13 pm

KBABZ wrote:

Aspie1 wrote:

Loud farts: beans, peas, etc.
SBD farts: eggs and fish.

Hmm, so what would happen if you had a meal of Fish and eggs, with a side dish of beans? :twisted:

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04 Mar 2007, 4:53 pm

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glad you said it, once again

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04 Mar 2007, 4:55 pm

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THERE's an interesting form of female masturbation.

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04 Mar 2007, 5:04 pm

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If you are into researching the unmentionable check this out:

http://www.lindsaybks.com/bks6/cookbook/index.html

I know this is a crude plug for a bookseller but they have a lot of good stuff.

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04 Mar 2007, 5:07 pm

richie wrote:

sinsboldly wrote:

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If you are into researching the unmentionable check this out:

http://www.lindsaybks.com/bks6/cookbook/index.html

I know this is a crude plug for a bookseller but they have a lot of good stuff.

After using that book one would need a 'plug'

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04 Mar 2007, 5:28 pm

:lol: I am rolling here.

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04 Mar 2007, 7:34 pm

For some reason I tend to fart more when there are many people around. It's not intentional. I don't think it helps socialization though. :lol:

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04 Mar 2007, 7:38 pm

I remember one xmas, about 4 years ago, family of my mother, my ex, my brother, his wife and I sat in the living room watching something on tv. I let out a massively loud fart...and wait for the usual telling off from my mother and scorn from my older brother, who is a pretty serious, well mannered music/drama teacher. Instead, he rolled off the sofa onto the floor laughing and even my mother laughed... I got told off afterwards :lol:

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04 Mar 2007, 7:44 pm

Graelwyn wrote:

Haha. You're luckier than me. I tend to fart around hot girls. Nervous reaction maybe.

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04 Mar 2007, 9:59 pm

GoatOnFire wrote:

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Haha. You're luckier than me. I tend to fart around hot girls. Nervous reaction maybe.

Hell, I wish the guy I like would do that, at least it would break the ice, so to speak, lol and have me rolling around laughing. Mind, I often find other peoples' farts less funny once the smell reaches me. :lol:

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04 Mar 2007, 10:14 pm

broccolii and coliflower, both of wich i love!

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04 Mar 2007, 11:26 pm

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broccolii and coliflower, both of wich i love!

*siren noise*

*There's a fartaholic in the house!*

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04 Mar 2007, 11:28 pm

beans, sour cream, and some parts of beef

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04 Mar 2007, 11:28 pm

KBABZ wrote:

richardbenson wrote:

broccolii and coliflower, both of wich i love!

*siren noise*

*There's a fartaholic in the house!*

don't you know the health risks of passing wind?

let go and let beano, man!

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04 Mar 2007, 11:29 pm

Stupidest topic ever or what?

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