05 Mar 2007, 7:20 pm
ahayes wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
ahayes wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
Ahhhh, but I'm not a god, and therefore, he ain't superior to me..... 
A God is by definition vastly superior to non-god beings.
You've never read any Discworld novels, have you? What about when Lu-Tze beat Time using deja fu?
Besides, your kitty's claws and teeth tell me otherwise...
Throws a bag up and down that makes an almost "clinking" noise.
The Great Cat God removes your arms for your heathenry and bread theivery.
I may be a heathen, but I'm no bread-thief. You only took my arms, as in firearms!
But you didn't take this!
Charges up energy
EON Blast!!
Energy lances out and hits the Great Cat God, knocking it into the air with a yowl.
Whoa! I didn't know cats could fly! Well, I suppose the energy exchange being as it is....
...but remember, it ain't the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the bottom. Ha ha ha! Now leave me alone, or I'll actually charge up the EON blast to full power.
05 Mar 2007, 7:24 pm
Quatermass wrote:
ahayes wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
ahayes wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
Ahhhh, but I'm not a god, and therefore, he ain't superior to me.....
A God is by definition vastly superior to non-god beings.
You've never read any Discworld novels, have you? What about when Lu-Tze beat Time using deja fu?
Besides, your kitty's claws and teeth tell me otherwise...
Throws a bag up and down that makes an almost "clinking" noise.
The Great Cat God removes your arms for your heathenry and bread theivery.
I may be a heathen, but I'm no bread-thief. You only took my arms, as in firearms!
But you didn't take this!
Charges up energy
EON Blast!!
Energy lances out and hits the Great Cat God, knocking it into the air with a yowl.
Whoa! I didn't know cats could fly! Well, I suppose the energy exchange being as it is....
...but remember, it ain't the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the bottom. Ha ha ha! Now leave me alone, or I'll actually charge up the EON blast to full power.
Your bread thieving days are over, I shimmer in front of you then I jump up in the air and vanish. You hear laughing, then you see me falling down and in my hand I am dragging a holy bolt like none other and it lands squarely on your face, you being an evil, bread theiving, monster are super vulnerable to holy bolts and you just got hit with the most powerful one ever launched. You burst into flames, then glowin ashes that settle into a pile on the grown, they blow away in a few minutes. The world rejoices, free from your evil influence.
05 Mar 2007, 7:30 pm
05 Mar 2007, 7:38 pm
ahayes wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
ahayes wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
ahayes wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
Ahhhh, but I'm not a god, and therefore, he ain't superior to me.....
A God is by definition vastly superior to non-god beings.
You've never read any Discworld novels, have you? What about when Lu-Tze beat Time using deja fu?
Besides, your kitty's claws and teeth tell me otherwise...
Throws a bag up and down that makes an almost "clinking" noise.
The Great Cat God removes your arms for your heathenry and bread theivery.
I may be a heathen, but I'm no bread-thief. You only took my arms, as in firearms!
But you didn't take this!
Charges up energy
EON Blast!!
Energy lances out and hits the Great Cat God, knocking it into the air with a yowl.
Whoa! I didn't know cats could fly! Well, I suppose the energy exchange being as it is....
...but remember, it ain't the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the bottom. Ha ha ha! Now leave me alone, or I'll actually charge up the EON blast to full power.
Your bread thieving days are over, I shimmer in front of you then I jump up in the air and vanish. You hear laughing, then you see me falling down and in my hand I am dragging a holy bolt like none other and it lands squarely on your face, you being an evil, bread theiving, monster are super vulnerable to holy bolts and you just got hit with the most powerful one ever launched. You burst into flames, then glowin ashes that settle into a pile on the grown, they blow away in a few minutes. The world rejoices, free from your evil influence.
I've been vapourised by more onery freaks than you. You forget matey, I'm Quatermass. I'm not evil. I'm just a reactionary wild card....
Regenerates in a flash, from the technique of the Ramtops Yeti
...and I react to violence with even more violence.
Charges up energy...
And remember this....
The ground shakes and energy crackles around Quatermass
I....AM....NO...THIEF! OF BREAD OR ANYTHING ELSE. SO EAT DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY YOU PERNICIOUS PRATT OF A POM!
The energy is at bursting point. Quatermass grins horribly. Then stops charging, and whistles. A hellhound comes out of thin air.
Remember Fido here? Guess what? You not only get to be dog crap again....
The hellhound leaps onto ahayes, and starts tearing into him.
....but also vapourised dog crap. Ain't life wonderful? You may regenerate, but remember, it's a dog eat dragun world.
Energy swarms Quatermass once more. The charge he had up until he had summoned the hellhound is still there, and he's pushing things to it's limits. Eldritch things briefly appear around Quatermass, then vanish.
EON BLAST!! !
Ahayes vanishes in a blast.
Ooops, I meant to vapourise him, not exile him into a dimension of inifnite pain and (almost) no return.
05 Mar 2007, 7:46 pm
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05 Mar 2007, 7:57 pm
misbegotten, besotten, are PSOT'n
Try saying that very fast three times!! ! 
05 Mar 2007, 8:24 pm
Quatermass wrote:
ahayes wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
ahayes wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
ahayes wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
Ahhhh, but I'm not a god, and therefore, he ain't superior to me.....
A God is by definition vastly superior to non-god beings.
You've never read any Discworld novels, have you? What about when Lu-Tze beat Time using deja fu?
Besides, your kitty's claws and teeth tell me otherwise...
Throws a bag up and down that makes an almost "clinking" noise.
The Great Cat God removes your arms for your heathenry and bread theivery.
I may be a heathen, but I'm no bread-thief. You only took my arms, as in firearms!
But you didn't take this!
Charges up energy
EON Blast!!
Energy lances out and hits the Great Cat God, knocking it into the air with a yowl.
Whoa! I didn't know cats could fly! Well, I suppose the energy exchange being as it is....
...but remember, it ain't the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the bottom. Ha ha ha! Now leave me alone, or I'll actually charge up the EON blast to full power.
Your bread thieving days are over, I shimmer in front of you then I jump up in the air and vanish. You hear laughing, then you see me falling down and in my hand I am dragging a holy bolt like none other and it lands squarely on your face, you being an evil, bread theiving, monster are super vulnerable to holy bolts and you just got hit with the most powerful one ever launched. You burst into flames, then glowin ashes that settle into a pile on the grown, they blow away in a few minutes. The world rejoices, free from your evil influence.
I've been vapourised by more onery freaks than you. You forget matey, I'm Quatermass. I'm not evil. I'm just a reactionary wild card....
Regenerates in a flash, from the technique of the Ramtops Yeti
...and I react to violence with even more violence.
Charges up energy...
And remember this....
The ground shakes and energy crackles around Quatermass
I....AM....NO...THIEF! OF BREAD OR ANYTHING ELSE. SO EAT DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY YOU PERNICIOUS PRATT OF A POM!
The energy is at bursting point. Quatermass grins horribly. Then stops charging, and whistles. A hellhound comes out of thin air.
Remember Fido here? Guess what? You not only get to be dog crap again....
The hellhound leaps onto ahayes, and starts tearing into him.
....but also vapourised dog crap. Ain't life wonderful? You may regenerate, but remember, it's a dog eat dragun world.
Energy swarms Quatermass once more. The charge he had up until he had summoned the hellhound is still there, and he's pushing things to it's limits. Eldritch things briefly appear around Quatermass, then vanish.
EON BLAST!! !
Ahayes vanishes in a blast.
Ooops, I meant to vapourise him, not exile him into a dimension of inifnite pain and (almost) no return.
The Great Cat God undoes your actions and permanently vapourizes you.
05 Mar 2007, 9:01 pm
06 Mar 2007, 2:38 am
ahayes wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
ahayes wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
ahayes wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
ahayes wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
Ahhhh, but I'm not a god, and therefore, he ain't superior to me.....
A God is by definition vastly superior to non-god beings.
You've never read any Discworld novels, have you? What about when Lu-Tze beat Time using deja fu?
Besides, your kitty's claws and teeth tell me otherwise...
Throws a bag up and down that makes an almost "clinking" noise.
The Great Cat God removes your arms for your heathenry and bread theivery.
I may be a heathen, but I'm no bread-thief. You only took my arms, as in firearms!
But you didn't take this!
Charges up energy
EON Blast!!
Energy lances out and hits the Great Cat God, knocking it into the air with a yowl.
Whoa! I didn't know cats could fly! Well, I suppose the energy exchange being as it is....
...but remember, it ain't the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the bottom. Ha ha ha! Now leave me alone, or I'll actually charge up the EON blast to full power.
Your bread thieving days are over, I shimmer in front of you then I jump up in the air and vanish. You hear laughing, then you see me falling down and in my hand I am dragging a holy bolt like none other and it lands squarely on your face, you being an evil, bread theiving, monster are super vulnerable to holy bolts and you just got hit with the most powerful one ever launched. You burst into flames, then glowin ashes that settle into a pile on the grown, they blow away in a few minutes. The world rejoices, free from your evil influence.
I've been vapourised by more onery freaks than you. You forget matey, I'm Quatermass. I'm not evil. I'm just a reactionary wild card....
Regenerates in a flash, from the technique of the Ramtops Yeti
...and I react to violence with even more violence.
Charges up energy...
And remember this....
The ground shakes and energy crackles around Quatermass
I....AM....NO...THIEF! OF BREAD OR ANYTHING ELSE. SO EAT DESTRUCTIVE ENERGY YOU PERNICIOUS PRATT OF A POM!
The energy is at bursting point. Quatermass grins horribly. Then stops charging, and whistles. A hellhound comes out of thin air.
Remember Fido here? Guess what? You not only get to be dog crap again....
The hellhound leaps onto ahayes, and starts tearing into him.
....but also vapourised dog crap. Ain't life wonderful? You may regenerate, but remember, it's a dog eat dragun world.
Energy swarms Quatermass once more. The charge he had up until he had summoned the hellhound is still there, and he's pushing things to it's limits. Eldritch things briefly appear around Quatermass, then vanish.
EON BLAST!! !
Ahayes vanishes in a blast.
Ooops, I meant to vapourise him, not exile him into a dimension of inifnite pain and (almost) no return.
The Great Cat God undoes your actions and permanently vapourizes you.
If I don't believe in him, he can't harm me. Besides, I've owned a cat. And I know some weaknesses....
(Picks the Great Cat God up by the scruff of the neck)
Now, you listen here, Great Cat God. Leave me alone, and I'll get you as much catnip as you want.
(Looks at ahayes and Unknown)
Anyway, shouldn't you two be the ones fighting to the death?
(Banishes them both to another dimension to work out their differences)
Any more of this, and I will get nasty. Regeneration I can allow, but I will not allow roll-back-and-mix time travel. And if you w**kers try it again, you find yourself in trouble. Because I get nasty when I do time travel things. Real nasty. The Grandfather Paradox will seem pleasant compared to what I have in mind for you.
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