Make a new rule and punishment for WP

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All WP must talk like Yoda when The Force Awakens comes out.

Failure to do so will result in being exile to Dagobah.

Every WP member with brown eyes must get Yoda skin tattooed on their faces on opening day of 'Star Wars....'.

Disobeyers must wear Princess Leia Slave Girl outfits to work for a month.

Especially male WP members.

You may not post pictures of cats, else you'll be banned forever.

^Well, then, I guess I'm banned for many forevers.

All WP members must knit a Princess Leia cloak before The Force Awakens comes out.
Failure to do so results in all WP members having to knit the Fourth Doctor's ridiculously long scarf [from Doctor Who].

Rule: All posts posted between 3 and 6 pm must contain shirtless photos of male models.
Punishment: You have to listen to your least favourite song on repeat for 5 hours.

You may not post photos of models. Breaching the rule will result in a permanent ban of your IP address from the site.

All pictures of Killer Whales must be photoshopped to include a great big Bozo nose.

Lipstick is optional.

Punishment shall be wearing an Esther Williams swimsuit whenever using a computer at Starbucks.

If you post between 07:00-20:00, you must do it quietly so as to not wake up the WP members who are asleep. Violating the rule will result in a concert being set up in front of your house, and that concert will perform non-stop.

Last edited by Kyle Katarn on 14 Dec 2015, 11:44 am, edited 1 time in total.

^That is not amusing at all.
All WP members must wear Dwarf beards when posting pictures of Thorin Oakenshield.
If not, they must say the Kalevala in Dwarvish.

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It doesn't have to be amusing anyway. Aspies don't have much of a sense of humor.
So here's a new rule: if you tell other people that what they say is not amusing, you will have to take care of Skilpadde's turtles for a whole year. And you're not allowed to pet them.

RULE: MEMBERS MAY NOT WRITE IN ALL CAPS BETWEEN 8 AM AND 5 PM.

PUNISHMENT: A TWO-WEEK BAN, ALTHOUGH THE BAN MAY BE SHORTENED OR LENGTHENED BY ONE WEEK BY THE DISCRETION OF FNORD.

You are not allowed to post math problems. Doing so will result in the moderators calling you names by PM.

Rule: Moderators may declare an "Insult Day" once a month, if two moderators agree to it. On this day, members are allowed to post insulting comments to each other, and members on the receiving end of the comments are not allowed to object in any way to them.

Punishment (for members who report the comments): The members who insulted them are now allowed to send them spam messages as well.

Rule: if you get bullied here, you must take it and say nothing.
Punishment: if you object to the bullying, your computer will be forever confiscated by alex.

Rule: Do the same amount of press-ups or sit-ups as your post count every day

Punishment: Do double the amount every day

Do not post more than 5 messages a day, or else you will have to do 100 hours of community work.