Corrupt A Wish

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whiteskunk
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17 Sep 2007, 1:21 pm

Granted. But it's a Polaroid from the 1970's.

I wish I could reach through the phone and strangle the telemarketers.

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thief
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17 Sep 2007, 1:54 pm

Granted but you're imprisoned for mass murder.

I wish I were a rich man. Dubba-dubba-dubba-dubba-dubba-dubba-dubba-dum.

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17 Sep 2007, 2:11 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBHZFYpQ6nc[/youtube]
Granted, no corruption. Shalom BTW!! !

I wish I weren't a member of the Goyim

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17 Sep 2007, 2:15 pm

Granted. No coruuption.

I wish I had friends.

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17 Sep 2007, 2:35 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

Granted. No coruuption.

I wish I had friends.

Granted, I'll be one, maybe more than one if I dissociate.

I wish my mom didn't have MPD.

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17 Sep 2007, 3:07 pm

Granted, now she has PMDD.

I wish I knew how to read.

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17 Sep 2007, 3:10 pm

Granted. Now you have the burden of knowlege.

I wish I was ignorant. (It's bliss.)

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17 Sep 2007, 3:20 pm

thief wrote:

Granted. Now you have the burden of knowlege.

I wish I was ignorant. (It's bliss.)

Granted, but now you're a guest speaker on Mind Of Mencia!

I wish Wal-Mart sold nuclear bombs and offered a free in store trial.

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17 Sep 2007, 3:37 pm

Granted , but you are the only survivor, and you must live in a world of total desolation.

I wish I could find a new music group I actually like!

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17 Sep 2007, 4:01 pm

Granted, but only you like it.

I wish my sister wouldn't have to pay my stepdad her Social Security money.

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17 Sep 2007, 4:03 pm

Granted. No corruption, you deserve that one.

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17 Sep 2007, 4:09 pm

Thanks, I now wish you had an avatar. Would you like to know how?

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17 Sep 2007, 4:11 pm

Granted, but now you'll have to put up with some poor excuse for a cool avatar.

I wish I had a good webcam.

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17 Sep 2007, 4:19 pm

Granted, but it has an unremovable attachment which sends you loads of junk email.

I wish that no-one could defeat me in combat.

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17 Sep 2007, 4:21 pm

Granted, but nobody cares about you enough to fight you.

I wish I could leap tall buildings in a single bound and run faster than a speeding locomotive.

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17 Sep 2007, 4:38 pm

Granted but everyone sends you Kryptonite on Christmas.

I wish I had a desktop computer.

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