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auntblabby
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27 Dec 2021, 12:31 am

it's your fault that i'm not getting any younger.

Murihiku
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27 Dec 2021, 7:22 am

It's your fault I'm getting older.

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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.

– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)

maycontainthunder
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27 Dec 2021, 8:18 am

It's your fault that there are only dog treats on my desk.

RoadRatt
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28 Dec 2021, 11:32 am

It's your fault the day isn't done.

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Murihiku
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30 Dec 2021, 2:49 am

It's your fault another year is almost done.

RoadRatt
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03 Jan 2022, 10:14 am

It's your fault the flowers didn't bloom today.

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Murihiku
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04 Jan 2022, 10:16 am

It's your fault we're having a rather mild summer this year.

Aprilviolets
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12 Jan 2022, 9:32 pm

It's your fault that it's been stinking hot and no rain.

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12 Jan 2022, 9:35 pm

It is your fault that I haven't gone to bed yet.

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Don't be so eager to be offended. The narcissism of small differences leads to the most boring kind of conformity.

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12 Jan 2022, 9:53 pm

It's your fault that IKEA makes such crappy beds.

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13 Jan 2022, 4:45 am

It's your fault I don't have any lasagne tonight.