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Granted, but this causes 12 year olds to start nuclear wars

I wish people didn't gossip.

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granted but they b***h instead

i wish the day would go faster so i could go to the canals

Granted!

This day, and all others went by so fast that you are now 87 years old.

I wish I could skip work today without any bad consequences.

granted but on your way home you get hit by a flying toilet!! !


i wish i could be happy all the time...

granted but it means having to kill chibi foxes

i wish i could give deathchibi a big hug

Granted, but you hug her and squeeze her and call her "George".

I wish I had little elves to do my filing.

Granted! They are gnomes from the Harry Potter world!

I wish my psychiatrist was here at school.

Granted! But s(he) goes to all of your classes with you, and follows you everywhere you go, including the bathroom.

I wish my cat liked being picked up.

Granted, but your cat gets picked up by a cat-napper and held for ransom.

I wish Microsoft hadn't invented Vista (It's crap)

Granted, but they make a worse operating system and the only one available.

I wish that I had a F1 team.

Granted, but since taking over they lose every race.

I wish I could see better.

Granted! You are now blind!

I wish that November would come already!

Granted! but in november the world ends!

I wish my hospital bed were uhm.. sized correctly for me :/

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Granted, but it smells like vomit.

I wish I went to the same school as my friend. (No corrupting the physical appearance of my friend, Strapples )

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Granted, but your friend has moved to Mexico so you spend your entire life on the school bus travelling to and from school.

I wish I was rich.

granted but you are rich in bottle caps!! !

i wish i had alot of money!! !