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Radish
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04 Feb 2023, 9:10 am

Likes to swallow steak whole, like a lion.


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05 Feb 2023, 4:59 am

(Eww, no, I'm vegetarian!)

Was once an old lady who swallowed a fly



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05 Feb 2023, 8:03 am

Breeds flies for fly fishermen, but they always all fly away.


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05 Feb 2023, 8:26 am

Is performing experiments on birds and pigs, to show the world that pigs really can fly.


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05 Feb 2023, 8:53 am

Intentionally pushed the," delete" button.



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05 Feb 2023, 9:08 am

Intentionally pushed the button to release a swarm of 747 aircraft on the unsuspecting public.


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05 Feb 2023, 9:19 am

Seeks to create an artificial singularity(black hole)



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05 Feb 2023, 9:20 am

Seeks to create the computational singularity so Skynet can rule the world.


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05 Feb 2023, 9:24 am

Has been trying to hijack the European Space Commission.



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05 Feb 2023, 9:25 am

How he attracts the ladies:

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05 Feb 2023, 9:26 am

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Has been absent, nursing a hangover after a night on the tiles.


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05 Feb 2023, 9:30 am

Looks to eat all the scones across the nation



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05 Feb 2023, 9:32 am

Looks to eat all the stones across the nation


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05 Feb 2023, 9:38 am

consumes digestives by the package on a daily basis.



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05 Feb 2023, 9:41 am

Digests consumers by the pack with a daily bias. At least you get all the protein you need.


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05 Feb 2023, 1:37 pm

Has an inflatable brain.


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