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CockneyRebel Veteran
Joined: 17 Jul 2004Age: 51Gender: MalePosts: 121,376Location: In my own little country
Banned for having a beard made of pasta.
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Banned for accusing me of having a beard, whether of pasta, cheese, quiche, or otherwise.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Banned for not knowing I had Gouda cheese on my toast. (There are normally several varieties in the fridge).
superboyian Veteran
Joined: 9 Sep 2009Age: 34Gender: MalePosts: 14,718Location: London
Banned for having the most appetising hair with cheese toppings
Banned for having chocolate frosting for hair.
Banned for growing frosties on your hair
Banned for frostbite.
Banned for biting.
Banned for bleaching my blue dress.
Banned for turning my jeans pink.
Banned for lifting his pinkies when drinking tea.
Banned for not drinking real tea and drinking that horrible instant stuff.
Banned for drinking tea when obviously WINE goes so much better with cheese!
Banned for whining. (A good red wine with cheese is very nice)
Banned: Time to go to bed. G'night all.
release_the_bats Veteran
Joined: 13 Jul 2008Gender: FemalePosts: 1,033
Banned for use of the contraction, "G'night". Here on WP, contractions are forbidden.