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Granted, but you lose it all in Vegas.

I wish I had fast internet rather than dial-up. The picture you posted in "Last post wins " was way too big to download

Granted, we both get broadband, however, the internet becomes overloaded and grinds to a standstill anyway.

I wish Vista was better... I can't tell when the modem is busy or if the programs have crashed.

Granted! but the modem blows up from vistas over 1337ness... and it still sucks compared to mac

I wish the entire world used mac

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Granted, (Apple) mac get the world monopoly instead of Microsoft and become even worse than Microsoft.

I wish my Linux Ubuntu disk would arrive soon, so I can use that instead of Vista.

Granted! but linux sucks worse than vista when you get it!

I wish i had a hospital bed table... the kind that roll over the bed.

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Granted!

But small weasels chew off the wheels, and the table collapses in your lap.

I wish my apartment had eight bedrooms instead of two.

GRANTED! Enjoy cleaning MORE toilets!! ! and they all have sh1t smeared on them from all the college kids who visit!

I wish the stupid table didnt exist

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Granted!

Twelve noisy relatives immediately move in permanently and you have to sleep on the balcony.

I wish I could get off WP just enough to find time to fit a Yoga work-out into each day.
It's impossible!

Granted! you never go on WP again

(syntax of your last grant is bad... i dont have 12 relatives...)

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Well, what's your wish Strapples???

i wish i knew a girl who loves blood pressure cuffs as much as i do

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Granted, but she lives in Moscow.

I wish Microsoft updates were small enough to download overnight without failing.

Granted! they make your computer MORE insecure

I wish windows werent so easy to break

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Microsoft or glass ones? They are a pain