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10 May 2008, 1:05 pm

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I wish MICROSOFT windows werent so easy to break


Granted, but you find out that MACs are even easier to break

I Wish I did not have to work at a call center


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10 May 2008, 1:06 pm

Granted! you work as a nigerian bank scammer

I wish macs and windows were unbreakable


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10 May 2008, 1:09 pm

Granted, but you find out that Linux is another target


I wish that biker mice from mars would come back on the air


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10 May 2008, 1:10 pm

Granted! they enslave humans to make blood pressure cuffs for me...

I wish that the world didnt suck


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10 May 2008, 1:12 pm

Granted, but human-kind migrated to other planets, so they have to suffer as well.

I wish the wishing well granted all my wishes


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10 May 2008, 1:18 pm

Unfortunately the wishing well just wishes you well rather than granting any wishes :lol:

I wish I had a million pounds in the bank.



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10 May 2008, 1:20 pm

Granted, but they are too heavy to do anything with.

I wish Will Ferrell would stop taking every movie contract that comes his way


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10 May 2008, 1:28 pm

Granted, but no movies are ever made again.

I wish I had a nice cold beer.



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10 May 2008, 3:34 pm

Granted! But you spill it on your pants, and when you go to change your pants you find a crowd of people staring at you and they all think you peed your pants.

I wish I had every kind of cheese (that's made from Cow milk) in my fridge.



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10 May 2008, 9:21 pm

Granted! but the mixes of fumes creates a toxic aroma... killing you the second you open the fridge!


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11 May 2008, 10:06 am

Granted, but you didn't make a wish so you lost it :twisted:

I wish for something interesting to happen today.



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11 May 2008, 12:41 pm

Granted... the third world war surely IS interesting...

I wish I hadn't failed my last test at college.


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11 May 2008, 12:48 pm

Granted, you have failed all your tests at college :?

I wish it wasn't so hot today.



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11 May 2008, 1:59 pm

Granted, but now it's too cold


I wish It would stop snowing


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11 May 2008, 2:02 pm

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Granted! Your average in math now sucks!
That's not even possible, I've already taken math :P


Granted! The snow is gone, and you have +50 degree weather now :D

I wish I would be a faerie (without any pink on me)



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11 May 2008, 2:22 pm

Granted you turn into a big pink faerie but not wearing anything pink (just as well it would clash with your skin :lol: )

I wish I was born ten thousand years into the future.