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oh
am haz received dangerous call from person purporting to be passing on advice
from SHAKESPEARE


"make it up as you go along!"

oh
well... that's disappointing!

to pee or not to pee, that is the question

and the audience replys:
"TOO PEE OF COURSE TOO PEE!
YOU FOOL!

*starts throwing rotten tomatos a shakespear that deathchibi gave out for 1$ each*

shakespeares catching all those rotten tomatoes
and baking them into the pizzas that deathchibi
buys at $5 dollars a slice

then sells them at 10$ per sucker

Ladies and Gentlemen!
Today I am offering a clearance on deathchibis
that's right
Today only deathchibis are being offered in a firesale!
This is your only chance to offer a resonable offer to guarantee the security of a loan on a deathchibi's futures scare

all complaint's about damages to personal property
shall be immediately put into recycle bin.

*Sings badly.*

They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway,
They say that life's a game, and then they take the board away,
They give you masks and costumes, and an outline of the story,
Then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret!

*sings even worse*
CAT, IM A KITTY CAT
AND I DANCE DANCE DANCE
AND I DANCE DANCE DANCE
CAT IM A KITTY CAT

Grrrr....

*Starts singing the same song, starting from where he left off...*

In no longer pretty cities
There are fingers in the kitties
Warrants, forms and chitties
And a jackboot on the stair.

There's sex and death and human grime
In monochrome for one thin dime
And at least the trains all run on time
But they don't go anywhere.

Have a guess who wrote this, and where it comes from.

this is my last post tonight
and i'm just saying
"I don't care"
because Australia just got a whole PAGE
Yeah!
THAT"S what I'm talking about!

oh yeah...

I win yet again!

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